Man, I really like music, but I never had much talent in that way. I was in two bands in high school; you've never heard of either.
But I do like making up band names. Here are some:
The Spaghetti Straps — Our t-shirts would be a gun made out of pasta.
I think I thought these up, but there's a big world out there. Any overlap is unintentional (but good job being similarly clever).